disgustinghuman:

missgingerlee:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

My cockatoo does this. Not even kidding. He thinks it’s flippin’ hilarious.

Frickin birds

disgustinghuman:

missgingerlee:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

My cockatoo does this. Not even kidding. He thinks it’s flippin’ hilarious.

Frickin birds


ask-light-rainbow-and-others:

this is why brain isn’t the main character…

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

gothhabibti:

Guys be like “girls can wear makeup and change their face” but have you ever seen guys without their beards? That shit fucks you up ☕️

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair